— What’s happened to Jack?

— It’s always the same. He’s hardly ever on time.

— I’m afraid he’s failed his exam.

— I’m not at all surprised. He did absolutely no work for it.

— That’s the second time he’s failed.

— Poor old Jack. He’ll never make it.

— Is that Jack?

— Yes, that’s the fellow.

— It seems to me it’s not Jack! You’ve taken him for somebody else!

— What’s the time? I don’t want to keep waiting any more!

— I suppose it’s about twelve.

— Oh, but he’s taking his exam at half past twelve, he phoned me in the morning.

— But why didn’t you tell me? I could have come later!

 

— So sorry!